I Want America To Be Safe
Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
The China Probrem
Aired at October 7, 2008 · Season 12 · Episode 8
Cartman has been plagued by persistent nightmares about the Chinese ever since he watched the opening ceremony of the 2008 Summer Olympics on TV. He awakens one night after yet another bad dream, and his mother tries to calm him, but Cartman comes to believe that the Chinese, with their "two billion"-person population and "advances in technology," are a growing threat to America and the world. He concludes that America will be invaded by the Chinese within days. The next day, Cartman goes to warn Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, but Kyle suddenly runs off, unable to denounce Cartman's outrageous ideas as he usually does.
Clips from episode "The China Probrem"
Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
It's Not Where I Aimed
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
How High Up Does This Thing Go
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
I Can't Keep Doing This
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
We All Died A Little That Day
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
Everybody's Turning A Blind Eye
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
That's Just Weak
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises...
Poor Yoda and Short-Round
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
Somebody Do Something!
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
Bing Bing Harro Prease
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
The Third Act Clipped Along
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
Olympic Nightmare
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
LOOK OUT INDY!
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
