Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
Cartman has been plagued by persistent nightmares about the Chinese ever since he watched the opening ceremony of the 2008 Summer Olympics on TV. He awakens one night after yet another bad dream, and his mother tries to calm him, but Cartman comes to believe that the Chinese, with their "two billion"-person population and "advances in technology," are a growing threat to America and the world. He concludes that America will be invaded by the Chinese within days. The next day, Cartman goes to warn Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, but Kyle suddenly runs off, unable to denounce Cartman's outrageous ideas as he usually does.
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises...
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.