George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises...
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.