Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
Na het kijken van de spectaculaire opening van de Olympische Spelen denkt Cartman dat de Chinese binnen enkele dagen zijn land gaan binnenvallen. Terwijl de rest van het Amerikaanse volk achterna gezeten wordt door de nagedachtenis van een recent tragische gebeurtenis is Butters de enige die Cartman wil helpen om de Chinese tegen te gaan.
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises...
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.