Trapped in the Closet

Trapped in the Closet

Aired at November 15, 2005 · Season 9 · Episode 12

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Clips from episode "Trapped in the Closet"

Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.

Thank You For Returning (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Thank You For Returning

When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a g...

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Scam on a Global Scale (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Scam on a Global Scale

When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the hea...

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OT 9 (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

OT 9

Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows th...

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Tom, It's Nicole (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Tom, It's Nicole

With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting T...

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Go Ahead, Sue Me! (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Go Ahead, Sue Me!

Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.

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A Bike or Not Being Depressed (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

A Bike or Not Being Depressed

Stan's mom notices something is wrong with Stan. When he tells them that he needs $240 not to be dep...

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Stan Chooses Scientology (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Stan Chooses Scientology

When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.

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Fax These Results to Los Angeles (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Fax These Results to Los Angeles

Stan uses his bike money to get audited by the Scientologists. His E-Meter scores are higher than an...

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John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet

John Travolta tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet and winds up going in himself. R. Ke...

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R Kelly Sings with TC & JT (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

R Kelly Sings with TC & JT

With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.

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R Kelly (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

R Kelly

Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.

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Free Personality Test (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Free Personality Test

Stan's saving his money so he can buy a new bike. Luckily, the personality test Scientologists admin...

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Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.

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What Scientologist Actually Believe (Season 9 - episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet)

What Scientologist Actually Believe

The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.

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