Thank You For Returning
When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a g...
Trapped in the Closet
Clips from episode "Trapped in the Closet"
Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Scam on a Global Scale
When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the hea...
OT 9
Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows th...
Tom, It's Nicole
With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting T...
Go Ahead, Sue Me!
Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.
A Bike or Not Being Depressed
Stan's mom notices something is wrong with Stan. When he tells them that he needs $240 not to be dep...
Stan Chooses Scientology
When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.
Fax These Results to Los Angeles
Stan uses his bike money to get audited by the Scientologists. His E-Meter scores are higher than an...
John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet
John Travolta tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet and winds up going in himself. R. Ke...
R Kelly Sings with TC & JT
With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.
R Kelly
Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.
Free Personality Test
Stan's saving his money so he can buy a new bike. Luckily, the personality test Scientologists admin...
Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet
Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
What Scientologist Actually Believe
The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
