Free Personality Test

Free Personality Test - Season 9 Episode 12 - South Park

Stan's saving his money so he can buy a new bike. Luckily, the personality test Scientologists administer is free.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode Trapped in the Closet (Season 9, Episode 12)

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