Free Personality Test

Stan's saving his money so he can buy a new bike. Luckily, the personality test Scientologists administer is free.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode Trapped in the Closet (Season 9, Episode 12)

Check out a full list of episodes from season 9

Watch clip

Watch this clip on the website southparkstudios.com.

The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.

Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.

Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.

With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.

John Travolta tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet and winds up going in himself. R. Ke...

Stan uses his bike money to get audited by the Scientologists. His E-Meter scores are higher than an...

When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.

Stan's mom notices something is wrong with Stan. When he tells them that he needs $240 not to be dep...

Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.

With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting T...

Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows th...

When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the hea...

When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a g...