What Scientologist Actually Believe
The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
OT 9
Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows their cause: Stan is the second coming of the great leader.
This short clip is a fragment from the episode Trapped in the Closet (Season 9, Episode 12)
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