Ticking Time Balls
Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he ...
Aired at March 8, 2005 · Season 9 · Episode 1
Mr. Garrison is on the operating table to be rebuilt as a woman. Kyle is allowed to participate in the tryouts of a local basketball team because he is the best player in the school. Being much smaller than the rest and the only white man, he is quickly dismissed arguing that Jews cannot play basketball, as Kyle is quite shocked by Mr. Garrison explains to his mother that sometimes inner and outer do not mix. Kyle therefore wants to be converted into a large colored man. During the consultation it appears that Kyle has red curls.
Below you will find 17 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he ...
Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of ...
While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's...
Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.
Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends ...
When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he k...
Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had...
Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's...
Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. ...
Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but...
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that...
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and ...
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
Dr. Biber operates on Mr. Garrison giving him a vagina.
Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded...
Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves ...