Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Aired at March 8, 2005 · Season 9 · Episode 1

Mr. Garrison is on the operating table to be rebuilt as a woman. Kyle is allowed to participate in the tryouts of a local basketball team because he is the best player in the school. Being much smaller than the rest and the only white man, he is quickly dismissed arguing that Jews cannot play basketball, as Kyle is quite shocked by Mr. Garrison explains to his mother that sometimes inner and outer do not mix. Kyle therefore wants to be converted into a large colored man. During the consultation it appears that Kyle has red curls.


Clips from episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"

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Ticking Time Balls - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Ticking Time Balls

Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he ...

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Mr. Man - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Mr. Man

Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of ...

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Lawfin - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Lawfin

While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's...

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Seating For Dolphins - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Seating For Dolphins

Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.

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Transgender Progressive Thinking - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Transgender Progressive Thinking

Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends ...

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What's a Sex Change Operation? - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

What's a Sex Change Operation?

When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he k...

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Garrison Goes Wild - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Garrison Goes Wild

Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had...

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I Don't Like Vaginas - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

I Don't Like Vaginas

Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's...

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Jewfin - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Jewfin

Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.

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Mr. Garrison Has Titties - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Mr. Garrison Has Titties

While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. ...

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My Scrotum! - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

My Scrotum!

Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but...

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Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that...

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Negroplasty - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Negroplasty

Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and ...

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Peeing Out My Vagina - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Peeing Out My Vagina

Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.

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Vagainaplasty - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Vagainaplasty

Dr. Biber operates on Mr. Garrison giving him a vagina.

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Dolphinoplasty - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Dolphinoplasty

Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded...

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Transpecies - Season 9 Episode 1 - South Park

Transpecies

Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves ...

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