Ticking Time Balls

Ticking Time Balls

Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he actually plays basketball, his knees will explode.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (Season 9, Episode 1)

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Negroplasty (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Negroplasty

Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and ...

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Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that...

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My Scrotum! (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

My Scrotum!

Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but...

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Mr. Garrison Has Titties (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Mr. Garrison Has Titties

While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. ...

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Jewfin (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Jewfin

Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.

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I Don't Like Vaginas (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

I Don't Like Vaginas

Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's...

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Garrison Goes Wild (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Garrison Goes Wild

Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had...

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What's a Sex Change Operation? (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

What's a Sex Change Operation?

When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he k...

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Transgender Progressive Thinking (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Transgender Progressive Thinking

Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends ...

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Seating For Dolphins (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Seating For Dolphins

Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.

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Lawfin (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Lawfin

While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's...

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Mr. Man (Season 9 - episode 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)

Mr. Man

Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of ...

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