Dinner Party
The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or co...
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Aired at June 2, 1998 · Season 2 · Episode 5
In this episode, the boys meet Nurse Gollum, the nurse from South Park Elementary. But they are shocked to find out that she has a dead fetus on her mind from the (fictional) condition "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." Hearing that the boys are joking about Nurse Gollum, Kyle's mom informs Sheila about her condition. She says that if twins develop in the womb, one can die, the dead fetus will occasionally end up in the living one so that it always carries the dead fetus without you knowing it. So she says everyone can have a dead fetus inside them. This terrifies the boys, they are so shocked that Stan tries to take the fetus out of his body with a chisel saying "I have to get it out". Angry Sharon Marsh calls Sheila and says, "next time you want to scare the hell out of my son, go and sit on the road until a truck runs you over." Sheila then decides to help Nurse Gollum so that she is no longer laughed at with her condition and declares this week "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week" to help the only victim of this condition.
Clips from episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Captain Ahab
The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
You're All A Bunch of Freaks
South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes...
You Frenchy Little Frog
While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has t...
Cream For Your Ass
Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for C...
Dodgeball State Final
Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball...
Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
Lifetime Achievement Award
At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement awa...
A Lot of Black People in China
The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
Conjoined Twin Myslexia
When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon...
Dodgeball
In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
A Stillborn Fetus Growth
Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
I'll Use My Credit Card
With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one t...
Big American Eyes
South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
