Emancipation in Lincoln
Mr. Mackey meets a hippie girl after a run in with Jimbo. Kyle's Mom and Dad drag him to Lincoln to ...
Aired at May 26, 1998 · Season 2 · Episode 4
In this episode, Mr. Mackey gave a speech on drugs and alcohol called "Drugs Are Bad" to convince the children that these things are very bad for health. He is talking about smoking, alcohol, marijuana and LSD. The children do not listen at all and only joke about Mr. Mackey's striking appearance (over his huge balloon-shaped head, of course). The presentation is not interesting or informative at all, for example he says: "Drugs are bad, you shouldn't do drugs." he actually always says this after telling about another drug. He also gives a little marijuana (pronounced "marriage-you-wanna") to the class and asks the children to smell it so they know when one of their friends is using it. Kyle, meanwhile, invites Stan, Cartman and Kenny to Ike's circumcision. (Kyle's family is Jewish) He just doesn't know exactly what circumcision is. Mr. Mackey then asks for the marijuana back but to his shock it is nowhere to be seen. The children are then all examined by the police, but it is not found. When the head of the school finds out that one of the children could just have taken it away, Principal Victoria dismisses Mr. Mackey immediately. (It can be seen that Mr. Garrison is watching Teletubbies while he is stoned).
Below you will find 16 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Mr. Mackey meets a hippie girl after a run in with Jimbo. Kyle's Mom and Dad drag him to Lincoln to ...
Kyle tries to fool his parents with an Ike doll me made. After a dog attack and a gas explosion, Kyl...
Stan has discovered the truth about circumcision. Mr. Mackey's landlord kicks him out of his home.
As Ike's bris begins in the living room, Ike takes Kyle on a trip down memory lane.
Mr. Mackey leaves rehab, and Ike gets circumcised.
Kyle's parents confirm what a bris is. Kyle must save his little brother.
At Ike's pseudo-funeral, Kyle learns that he was adopted. Kyle tells his parents the truth.
As Mr. Mackey delivers his "Drugs are Bad" speech again, Stan and Cartman discuss their Bris plans.
Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
While Kyle is forced to apologize to his Ike, Mr. Mackey and his new bride honeymoon in India until ...
While Mr. Mackey is back on track at the Betty Ford Clinic, the boys finally learn the not-so-awful ...
Kyle made an Ike doll out of bones to trick his parents. Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to che...
Chef lectures the boys on drugs and college, but they're more interested in what's going to happen t...
When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no c...
Mr. Mackey smokes some pot from a homeless man. Kyle sneaks Ike on a train headed to Lincoln, Nebras...
Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.