Eric takes over the chicken operation.
Cartman's favorite restaurant, KFC (the only one in South Park), has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medical marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back. Randy also gets testicular cancer in this episode.
The chicken deal goes down.
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.
Eric sits down and gets serious with the chicken supplier.
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.
Randy's swollen balls are starting to get in the way of his weed habit.
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by sto...
Cartman is surprised to find his favorite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispen...