Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
Aired at October 2, 2007 · Season 11 · Episode 8
When Cartman finds himself in the Toy Safari to buy a game, he comes across something much more interesting than a video game: a boy named Thomas with Gilles de la Tourette. The boy's mother explains to everyone in the shop what this syndrome means, and Cartman sees the opportunity to realize one of his many ambitions; Humiliating ethnic minorities.
Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his...
Although Kyle's plan was a success, he was still defeated by preventing Cartman from embarrassing hi...
Kyle and Thomas try to sabotage the live taping of Dateline by luring pedophiles into the studio. wh...
After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his int...
Kyle is the only one at school who sees through Cartman's Tourette's. Craig is jealous of what Cartm...
After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the...
Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC promotes his new special report on Tourette's Syndrome, featuring Eri...
While shopping for toys, Cartman finds out what Tourette's Syndrome is. Cartman sings about this won...
Cartman's mom is concerned about her son spouting profanities. She takes Cartman to the Neurology Ce...
Mr. Donaldson comes to school to promote Tourette's understanding. Kyle has to meet some children wi...
Cartman tries to get out of appearing on Dateline. Chris Hansen sits him down, and explains how fata...
Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a s...
Garrison is trying to teach the class but keeps getting interrupted by Cartman's profanities. Kyle s...