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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Aired at August 12, 1997 · Season 1 · Episode 1
When Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman wait for the school bus, Cartman says he has dreamed that he was kidnapped by aliens who gave him an anal probe. The others try to convince him that this actually happened, but Cartman says he really just wanted to scare them and says it was just a dream. Chef drives by in his car and asks if they have seen a spaceship , thereby unknowingly confirming Cartman's "dream". After Chef drives away, the school bus drives up, driven by Mrs. Crabtree - a scary-looking, hard-talking, middle-aged woman who constantly shouts at the kids to sit and shut up. When the bus drives off, Kyle looks outside and sees that two aliens are holding his brother Ike.
Clips from episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Below you will find 13 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Inside Out Cows
Something funny is going on in South Park, and cattle are turning inside-out.
Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise
Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.
I Love to Singa
The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
Flaming Gas
Mr. Garrison's hand puppet won't let Kyle be excused from class to save his abducted little brother ...
Alien Abduction
Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.
Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
Kyle tries to devise a way to ditch school and save his little brother. Chef sings a song to cheer u...
No Kitty
Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
Moo Moo Moo
Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them...
80-Foot Satellite
Cartman won't to admit to the Visitors' existence, even after a giant 80-foot satellite emerges from...
Aliens Kill Kenny
Aliens kill Kenny, but Cartman is still in denial.
Under Alien Control
Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him ...
Kick the Baby
Kyle won't let Ike go to school with him and Cartman has a nightmare about being probed by aliens.
