Jared's Fianc e
Jared confesses to his fianc e that he has aides. She runs away, shocked and appalled, thinking he m...
Jared Has Aides
Aired at March 5, 2002 · Season 6 · Episode 2
Jared Fogle lost weight eating Subway sandwiches. He advertises Subway and says that thanks to the Subway sandwiches, losing weight is a breeze. That gives the boys the idea to sign a similar contract with the City Wok, the local Chinese restaurant. A running gag in this episode is a misunderstanding between Jared and the audience. Jared tells everyone that he also owes a lot to his assists (aides for short). However, people think Jared says he has AIDS. This creates a lot of misunderstandings, for example when Jared says that everyone who wants to lose weight must have aides or when he says that he wants to give AIDS to all children in Africa as soon as possible.
Clips from episode "Jared Has Aides"
Below you will find 15 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Get Aides, Lose Weight
Jared announces to the whole town that he has aides and encourages everyone to get aides to help los...
Motivational Talks
Cartman puts Butters through a rigorous training routine. Jared thinks he should get rid of his aide...
City Wok Scam
Cartman and the boys decide to fatten Butters up, make him slim down, and then pull a Jared with Cit...
Aides For Everyone
Jared goes public with a new campaign. He plans to use his wealth to give everyone aides. Children, ...
Jared Gets Fired
The Subway board of directors meet with Jared to fire him for his views of weight loss and aides.
Fattening Up Butters
The boys ask Chef how to make Butters gain weight. Chef takes him in the back and starts feeding him...
A Misunderstanding
Just as the town is about to lynch Jared, the boys arrive and clear everything up. They all think th...
Beating a Dead Horse
The boys bring Butters to City Wok, but the owner backs out. He tells the boys that everyone hates J...
Butters Gets in Trouble
Butters' parents get home and they are furious. Cartman sets up a chair on Butters' lawn and listens...
Jared's Coming
While making prank phone calls to City Wok, the boys see a commercial for Subway. Jared, the spokesm...
City Wok Deal
Now that Butters has successfully gotten fat, the boys tell the City Wok guy about their plan and he...
Liposuction Surgery
Butters shows up for the commercial shoot, but he's still fat. Frustrated, the boys decide to do som...
Cartman Filling In
Butter can't go to the commercial shoot because he's been grounded for having liposuction surgery. C...
Jared's Aides
The boys meet Jared and ask if he really lost the weight from just eating sandwiches. They are shock...
