How Do You Fight?
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman ...
Aired at June 15, 1999 · Season 3 · Episode 4
While camping in Stark's Pond, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny hear a strange noise coming from the woods. Together with Ned and Jimbo, they set out to explore and find a strange creature that resembles some sort of humanoid duck.
Ultimately, the creature is identified as a 'Jackovasaurus' (pronounced: jack-off-a-saurus) by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, who is in danger of extinction.
Cartman is visited by another Jackovasaurus who is looking for his wife, the one that they just discovert. He asks Cartman to help him and Cartman secretly tries to take him to the place where his wife is being held. This fails and they get caught. Now that the Ministry of Internal Affairs knows there are two Jackovasaurs, they give them a home in the hope that they will reproduce. Ultimately, this succeeds through artificial insemination and 15 young Jackovasaurus are born. But they turn out to be huge noisy and annoying creatures, greatly disrupting South Park's public life.
Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman ...
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in H...
Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicki...
The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dea...
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotin...
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is...
The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashba...
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpo...
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no he...
Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr....
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out o...