Eek, A Penis!

Eek, A Penis!

Aired at April 8, 2008 · Season 12 · Episode 5

The episode begins with Mrs. Garrison crying in front of her class as she recounts the story of Thomas Beatie, the pregnant transsexual man who appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show a week before the episode's release. She claims that Beatie is still a woman deep down inside due to the fact he had a baby, meaning that Ms. Garrison herself is still a man deep down inside. She then explains that she is no longer happy as a "woman", but cannot return to being a man because his penis was destroyed after his sex-change operation in the episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".



Clips from episode "Eek, A Penis!"

Below you will find 19 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.

Don't Commend Me! (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Don't Commend Me!

Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.

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Long Whiskers, or Short? (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Long Whiskers, or Short?

Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.

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You're Not My Penis (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

You're Not My Penis

Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.

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Happy Endings (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Happy Endings

Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.

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I Think That's Teachers Penis (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

I Think That's Teachers Penis

Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.

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My Penis Looks Great (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

My Penis Looks Great

Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.

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Its My Penis (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Its My Penis

Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.

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As Seen on TV (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

As Seen on TV

Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.

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How White Girls Cheat (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

How White Girls Cheat

One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.

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Moonlight Duet (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Moonlight Duet

The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.

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I Deserve a Penis! (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

I Deserve a Penis!

Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.

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Eek! (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Eek!

Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.

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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Boys, Have You Seen My Penis

Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.

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Amazing Test Scores (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Amazing Test Scores

The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.

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Who's Teacher Now! (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Who's Teacher Now!

Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.

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What's the Score, Jefe? (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

What's the Score, Jefe?

A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.

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I Misinterpreted the Rules (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

I Misinterpreted the Rules

The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.

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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez

Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.

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How Do I Reach These Kids? (Season 12 - episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!)

How Do I Reach These Kids?

Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.

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