Kyle leads the media on a wild goose chase, while Stan and Britney try to escape.
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters are bored out of their minds while watching a Democratic Party debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama with Randy when the show is interrupted by a news bulletin: Britney Spears has been spotted in South Park, and a man has been paid $100,000 for a photo of her urinating on a ladybug. The kids (and Randy) are so excited by Britney's latest PR disaster that they don't notice Senator Clinton making a spectacularly racist remark when the debate coverage resumes.
The boys decide to take Britney to the only place she can be free of the media, the North Pole.
Butters the Giant Squirrel is taken Johns Hopkins for scientific study.
Stan and Kyle visit what's left of Britney in the hospital.
The Boys hope to make $100,000 dollars by taking a picture of Britney Spears and selling it to the t...
Britney is rushed to the hospital and the reporters focus on her crazy new look.
The media spots Britney in disguise despite her resemblance to a camel.
Stan and Britney flee by train, Kyle discovers why everyone's after them.
Britney's manager wants her to release a new song and show off her ballsy new look.
Stan and Kyle learn the true meaning of harvest.
Realizing that she has been tricked by Stan and Kyle is the last straw for Britney.
Randy makes the boys watch a boring political debate between Obama and Clinton.
Britney Spears camping trip becomes big headlines after she is photographed in a compromising positi...
Britney Spears camping trip becomes breaking news when she is secretly photographed.
Britney's back in the recording studio to prove she's still got it.
The Harvest is plentiful, but what about next year...
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.