Ike Broflovski
Het kleine Canadese adoptiebroertje van Kyle. Kyle speelt vaak 'kick the baby' met hem, waarop Ike reageert met "Don't kick the baby!"
Willekeurige personages
Cosette's Mom (Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods)
Santa's Reindeer (Red Sleigh Down)
The Knitts Family
Village Inn Waitress
Diane Choksondik
Mr. Stevenson
The Tiny Miss Pageant Judges (Dead Celebrities)
Mrs. Hollis (The Red Badge Of Gayness)
Butters Stotch (Future Self)
Ricardo Montalbon
Nancy
