Stan’s parents panic to clean out all the “bad" food from their kitchen.
After their start-up business fails, the boys return to school... only to find that everyone is piss...
In the midst of the gluten crisis, Cartman calls the USDA with a crucial piece of information.
After Randy's house is investigated for gluten exposure, he is quarantined.
Aunt Jemima visits Cartman in a dream.
The townspeople celebrate the destruction of a wheat field. Meanwhile, the USDA goes into crisis mo...
The boys come up with a brilliant plan to win back their friends.
With all snacks gone, Cartman struggles to get out of bed.
At the Gluten Quarantine Center, a detainee finally gives in to gluten.
The boys go on the radio to promote their epic party honoring Scott Malkinson.
The USDA gluten investigation is taken over by the FDA, and Stan visits his dad at the Gluten Quaran...
The boys go on the radio to cancel their party, but it only pisses people off more.