Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.