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Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.

Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a...

Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruin...

The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.

Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman ...

Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amuseme...

Cartman loses all his money to an audit and a lawsuit.

Cartman wheels his inheritance out of the bank on a wagon. He's on his way to spend it on his lifelo...

Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.

When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.

After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's con...

In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God an...

At the reading of his grandmother's will, Cartman learns he has inherited one million dollars. His l...

Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept i...

Cartman's family is grieving the death of his grandmother. Eric, however, is in grief at spending hi...

Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big ne...

In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the...

The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.

Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not h...