The boys try to convice Mr. Galtman of Randy's duplicity one more time.
Randy convinces the school board to keep the school holiday, but with a new name.
As Randy tries to get rid of everything related to Columbus that he ever collected, he gets a visit...
Kenny, Stan, Kyle and Cartman try to expose Randy for the hypocrite he is.
The boys brainstorm ways to get Stan's Dad to drop his assult on Columbus Day.
Randy gets his DNA results and a big surprise.
The children of South Park Elementary riot when the school cancels their Columbus Day holiday. The k...
Just like Columbus, Cartman inspires the school to not give up on the dream of a day off.
Randy freaks out and is caught in a very Columbus-like act.
Kyle tries to convince Stan to reason with his dad, but Randy is on a mission to convince everyone h...
Randy goes to extreme measures before his DNA test.
Randy, finally caught in all his lies, learns something about about himself.
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