When Japan refuses to help, Randy suggests drastic measures.
In a last ditch effort for help, Stan's dad resorts to desperate measures.
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.
Cartman and the boys sneak into Sizzler.
Cartman tries to rally the other boys against Kyle.
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.
The citizens of South Park make a final stand against New Jersey.
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.
New Jersey sets its sights on South Park.
Things get out of control at Sizzler but Jersey Kyle comes to the rescue.
The men of South Park head down to the bar to check out a disturbance.
Randy tells the town about New Jersey's conquests.