The S.W.A.T. team descends on Independence Hall as the search for the alien heats up.
The new edition of the Tiger Woods PGA Tour series of video games incorporates elements of the alleged physical altercations Woods had with his wife regarding his extramarital affairs, and resembles a fighting game more than a golf simulation. Cartman, Stan, and Kenny become big fans of the game. Meanwhile, scientists at the Center for Disease Control determine that sex addiction is a disease reaching epidemic proportions. They decide to screen schoolchildren for the disease, and Kenny, Kyle, and Butters are diagnosed as sex addicts.
Cartman and Stan get more into the video game, while Butters and Kyle continue therapy.
The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.
Kyle and Butters join the government's hunt for the evil wizard alien.
The sex addicts review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.
The nation is saved from the sex epidemic and the healing process can finally begin.
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.
The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction.
The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.
Kyle and Butters join some celebrities in sex rehab.
Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.
The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.