Scissor Me Timbers
After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
This short clip is a fragment from the episode D-Yikes! (Season 11, Episode 6)
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After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is sa...
The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's t...
Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared fo...
The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and t...
Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and...
The Persian boss, Rauf Xerxes, shows up and decides that he will deal with the lesbians himself.
Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.
Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar.
Garrison and the lesbians try to get the mayor's support, but the mayor wants nothing to do with it.
Garrison makes coffee as the Mexican spies return with Xerxes' secret. Xerxes demands to speak with ...