Official Messenger Boy

In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode I'm a Little Bit Country (Season 7, Episode 1)

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