No Substitute For You

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode Tom's Rhinoplasty (Season 1, Episode 11)

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It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.

Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.

The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces...

Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try...

Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish...

Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.

After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them t...

Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spin...

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highes...

Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. ...

After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her ...

Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-a...

The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.

Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete ...