I Feel Bowling Ball-ish
The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats
The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
This short clip is a fragment from the episode Quest for Ratings (Season 8, Episode 11)
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Sexy Action School News Team
The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls To...
The School Is High on Cough Medicine
The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
Trip Balls
The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
Crab People
When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicin...
Super School News
The boys report on South Park's Elementary lunch, sports, weather and celebrity watch.
Poor People Don't Watch the News
Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show be...
Panda Bear Madness Minute
The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears...
Tigger Yum Yum
The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medic...
4 Rating
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ra...
Dude, Bail?
The boys' report gets incredible ratings. Mr. Meryl approves them for twenty-seven new episodes.
Who's Got Skid Marks Monday
Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news sho...