No Choice

No Choice - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

The South Park pharmacist assumes the increase in condom sales means an increase in underage sex. The school assumes it means they need to start educating sooner.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode Proper Condom Use (Season 5, Episode 7)

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The Man Takes His Penis ? - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

The Man Takes His Penis ?

Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.

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That Guy With The Really Big Head - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

That Guy With The Really Big Head

Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.

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The Filthy Sanchez - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

The Filthy Sanchez

Mr. Garrison gives the kindergartners a pop quiz on all the sexual positions he's taught them.

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Just Walk Away - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

Just Walk Away

The boys of South Park are looking for the girls of South Park. The girls have built a fortress to k...

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Chef's Advice - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

Chef's Advice

Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog...

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Make His Stuff Come Out - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

Make His Stuff Come Out

Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.

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STD Slides - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

STD Slides

Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education clas...

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Deep Throat - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

Deep Throat

Mr. Garrison provides South Park Elementary's kindergarten class with some information about sex.

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A Little Donut - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

A Little Donut

Butters is chosen to try on a condom. Cartman looks at Butters' penis.

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We Don't Want Your Aids - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

We Don't Want Your Aids

The girls are terrified of the boys because they don't have condoms.

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Afterbirth - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

Afterbirth

Ms. Choksondik shows the girls a bit of video about childbirth.

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Boys Keep Out - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

Boys Keep Out

The battle between the boys and girls over sex goes too far.

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Gladiators for Kids - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

Gladiators for Kids

The boys rush to a nearby pharmacy to buy condoms. They don't get any straight answers about what's ...

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AIDS - Season 5 Episode 7 - South Park

AIDS

Mr. Mackey knows more about sex. The Boys learn tat the girls have AIDs.

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