Stan tries to sell a bolo tie for seven layer burrito.
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go...
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.
Cartman visits a jewelry factory, only to discover the rest of the boys are already there.
Stan shares a moment with Grandpa Marsh and gives him a present.
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.