Kyle tries to report the teacher/student affair to the police, but when they find out which teacher ...
Eric Cartman becomes a hallway monitor and turns in to Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Kyle goes to pick Ike up from his teacher's house and finds them in the midst of passion.
Kyle, feeling defeated, joins Cartman's crew to track down his little brother.
Cartman catches Butters in the act of urinating without a hall pass, and drags him to the principal.
Kyle talks Ike out of fulfilling his suicide pact with Miss. Stevenson after a police chase at the A...
Cartman is totally uninterested in Ike's affair until he learns it spills in to the school's hallway...
Ike is furious with Kyle for his part in getting Miss. Stevenson arrested.
Miss. Stevenson uses the Mel Gibson defense of being an alcoholic to get out of her conviction.
Cartman's bust of Ike and Miss. Stevenson for not having a hall passes leads to her arrest.
Ike prevents Kyle from telling their parents about his affair with Miss. Stevenson.
Kyle finds that Ike ran away with Miss. Stevenson just after she was released from rehab.