Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.
Butter's gets reprimanded for his sports drink.
Randy tries to explain the dangers of Sarcastaball to the townspeople, all while battling his own sa...
Randy visits the doctor to see whats wrong with his mental state.